Ooh, mysterious beginning, you'd think it's the start of a new season.
Is that the Black Rock? Are we in the past? Looks kinda like it, but doesn't sound like it. Is one of them Jacob? And why does that one dude want to kill the other and why can't he just do it? HA, Jacob! OMG, the statue. Not a Simpson then. Looks kinda Egyptian. Okay, so it's the past, I'd say. Very long ago and we probably got a translation.
Aw, little Kate. And I totally forgot what her friend's name was. Bernard in the credits! OMGWTFJACOBINKATE'SFLASHBACK?
"What's in the box?" Hehe. Well, the box is too big for a head. So I guess there's a coffin in there, empty. Aw, we don't get to see it? What's so interesting about the box content?
Little Sawyer? Yeah, two coffins, should be Sawyer. And I guess we'll see Jacob now. Oh, hi, Jacob! Wonder why you're visiting certain people and why you're not invisible and how you stayed young.
Okay, is it Jacob's fault that Nadia got killed or did he save Sayid with that? Also, I can't help wondering if Nadia is now stuck in the past and wonders if she's mad, in a coma or back in time...
Vincent :oD! Are Rose and Bernard there, too? Yes! Aw, I'm glad they're happy.
Why are Ilana & Co visiting Jacob?
Oh, is that a Ilana flashback? A visitor, huh? I'll be surprised if that isn't Jacob. Oh, but it is Jacob and I guess that means she was meant to crash on the island. What, do they know each other? Heh, it was Jacob but they still managed to surprise me.
Jacob sits there and reads. Then it sounds like broken glass - Locke? Yes, there he goes thud. I LOL'd. Looks so hilarious how Jacob just sits there calmly waiting for it to happen. WHOA, has Locke been dead before? Did Jacob revive him?
OMG, the ring! Finally someone finds Charlie's ring! Does that mean we'll finally see Claire again?
Oh wow, didn't know Jacob speaks Korean. And it's excellent, hee.
Ooh, is that the surgery that Jack told Kate about in the first episode? Yes, it is! Ooh. And where's Jacob? Was he the dude who asked Jack if he is all right?
Hee, Apollo chocolate bar. Oh, so there's Jacob.
Miles asks if anyone ever thought about the possibility that the bomb could actually cause the incident. Thank you, Miles!
They're shooting people like it will never have happened. But if they can prevent the Incident, this part of the timeline will stay, dammit.
The Incident is happening. And if Radzinksky survives I think we have a wonderfully stable time loop.
Ilana wants to show Richard what's in the box and I just got a new idea: What if it is Locke? Or Jacob? Ahaha, the camera is moving in like it did with Jeremy Bentham's coffin. Okay, so dead dude. If that's not Locke I wonder what's so interesting about him. Ooh, but the visual clue was right and it's totally Locke! So Locke's actually dead and the whole time it was... Jacob maybe? No, why would he do that? And talk about killing Jacob? And how would he disguise as Locke? How would anybody do that? And there's Jacob with fake Locke. Dude found his loophole - it's that guy :O? Ooh, just had another idea the moment I heard Jacob say "Benjamin, whatever he's told you, I want you to understand one thing...". At the beggining of the ep I thought nameless dude was only a leader, but what if he's equal to Jacob? The Island Devil to Jacob's Island God? Jacob with the light hair, dude with the dark... what if they are the black and white? I just went back to see if their shirts were a clue. Yes, Jacob wears white, dude black.
OMG, Juliet's alive? ... Okay, not anymore, I guess.
Dude, white end screen. It's kinda epic.

OMG, next season is the last. Maybe that's why season 7 is the Zombie Season, because Lost will be back from the dead. Heh. No, they can't really revive this show like it's been done with Doctor Who, so it would have to be a spin off. And they will call it Zombie Season. Like with Doctor Who and Torchwood: the word has been there for some time and then it gets used as title for the spin off.