fueschgast
Dear [livejournal.com profile] malicat.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you put leeches on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten/high enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of hating the Boston Celtics.
Best regards,
[livejournal.com profile] fueschgast

Meme details )