... in association with keep_counting:

1. Sherlock/Supernatural: Consulting Criminal Crossroads Demon Jim Moriarty will fix it for you in exchange for your soul. It's definitely worth it: you seal the deal with a kiss.

2. This is something for a video: a Sherlock version of Potter Puppet Pals The Mysterious Ticking Noise. Our friendly bomber Moriarty would be Voldemort. Irene=Dumbledore (Naked time!).

3. Wholock crack bunny: John is secretly the twelfth Doctor. That's why he was so annoyed that Sherlock didn't know about the solar system.