I love my old cell (It's a flip phone, which - if you ask me - is the best shape there is! No accidentally pushing buttons, yay.), but I'd really like one with a QWERTZ (yes, it's QWERTZ in Germany). But, my god, it's hard to use these tiny buttons with my sausage fingers! I'd have to type with my nails, which is complicated, but still faster than with a non-QWERTZ. So... spend 99€ (that's the cheapest they had) on a new cell phone or don't?

At least I finally have a camera bag and the poor camera's display is now safe from pressure. But I still need to send the camera in to get it fixed. Do not want! I can't part with it!

Damn my leg brain and its ridiculously ambitious ideas! Maybe asking my question this early will jinx it, but whatever.

What symbol would you use to represent crime?