09 December 2015 @ 09:42 pm
Doctor Who 9x12 Hell Bent  
Ugh, can't you just pick up where you left us last episode?!
The Doctor took a car there? Would have landing the TARDIS behind the building been too suspicious?
Ha, look, of course we'd get to see one more Clara clone (or whatever they're called).

Ah, back to the Gallifrey storyline, good! But where are the trees I've heard of? Whoa, back to the barn?

And the Sisterhood of Karn is back too. This better good!

Ooh, is that woman related to the Doctor?
Even more people. I want to see some family!

"How many regenerations did we grant you?" Ooh, does that mean he got more than is ususal?
OH, it's Rassilon!

Didn't expect to see the actual Clara again.

Oh, nice, a sex-and-"race"-change regeneration!

The Doctor wiped some of Clara's memory? So is that Clara in Nevada actually the real one? But then he would have probably dezombiefied her somehow.

Aw, look at that TARDIS!

Ugh, so Clara is alive again, just like that. Okay, but if she was plucked out of time and not put back, that means the raven didn't get her (and that the Doctor is fucking around with his own timeline, messing up the cause-effect thing). So wouldn't it still try to get her?
Ha, that's what happens when I pause and type something. Then I resume the video and see that I've written the above for nothing. Clara doesn't have her pulse back. I'm thinking maybe travelling back to long before the time she's supposed to die would do it.

Ah, so there's Ashildr aka "Me" in the ruins of Gallifrey.

And then things got interesting and I couldn't be bothered to write anything. So this is a rather pointless review, because I'm not reviewing the best bits of the episode. Um, okay, 2 points: I liked how emotional it got for the Doctor. I didn't like that we're not getting anything good out of Gallifrey. Yes, I get it, there are things about this planet that made the Doctor leave. But he also loves the planet and it would be nice to see a story where we get to see the wonderful things of Gallifrey.

Man, do I like the idea of Ashildr and Clara travelling together.