| kierseyla challenges fueschgast to a fertility test. |
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| kierseyla is found to be sterile, and leave quickly for a chat with their wife and kids. fueschgast wins. |
| kierseyla has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken kierseyla's parent easalle |
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| easalle challenges fueschgast to a test of speed. |
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| fueschgast travels faster than the speed of light, back in time and hits easalle over the head with a small petrified rabbit. fueschgast wins, but we're all a little confused. |
| easalle has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken easalle's parent danielle_faye |
| danielle_faye challenges fueschgast on their honesty. |
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| fueschgast produces a witness, a vicar and a lawyer, it's no contest danielle_faye can't match that level of honesty |
| danielle_faye has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken danielle_faye's parent miwasatoshi |
| miwasatoshi challenges fueschgast to display their depth. |
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| fueschgast sinks to such depths of depravity miwasatoshi surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch. |
| miwasatoshi has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken miwasatoshi's parent utenatai |
| utenatai challenges fueschgast to display their depth. |
| | |
| fueschgast sinks to such depths of depravity utenatai surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch. |
| utenatai has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken utenatai's parent scruffyrebel |
| scruffyrebel challenges fueschgast on their honesty. |
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| fueschgast admits to having relations with a small yorkshire terrier, such honest is too brutal for scruffyrebel. |
| scruffyrebel has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken scruffyrebel's parent kenshin_no_miko |
| kenshin_no_miko challenges fueschgast to display their depth. |
| | |
| fueschgast sinks to such depths of depravity kenshin_no_miko surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch. |
| kenshin_no_miko has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken kenshin_no_miko's parent Lordmasamune |
| Lordmasamune challenges fueschgast to a test of speed. |
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| fueschgast is simply too quick for Lordmasamune |
| Lordmasamune has been defeated by fueschgast |
| However the comotion has awoken Lordmasamune's parent remotegoat |
| remotegoat challenges fueschgast to prove their sophistication. |
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| fueschgast feels obliged to mention that by day they dress as Holly Golightly, remotegoat retreats aware this image will now haunt their dreams. |
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN
FUESCHGAST SCORED: 9/9 (100%) |
| You have defeated all players at this level. |
| Congratulations you have been awarded an ultimate fighter level of 9 |
| Future games will be harder I'm afraid! |
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