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08 October 2022 @ 03:15 am

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1	341	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x01 A Normal Amount of Rage	I've only known Jennifer Walters for a few seconds, but I already love her. Which was to be expected, because Tatiana Maslany. Eating a flavoring-coated snack with a utensil - if that doesn't remind me of my Tumblr bestie, hee! Wow, Bruce's blood works fast! Aw, the women in the bathroom fussing over Jen. So good to see Bruce again and getting some backstory (Or should it be "in-between story"?) filled in! Dammit, his CGI is so good, but that's probably just because he's an established & beloved MCU character and it's the first episode. If Jen's blood is way too dangerous to get out into the world, does that mean she'll have to incinerate her pads from now on too? Aaand now we get a proper look at She-Hulk. Design-wise I'm still not happy, but at least the movements aren't horrible. After the backlash about the preview I didn't expect them to make her all built like wardrobe à la Hulk, but they could have fixed that ridiculous waist at least. Oh and they also could have made it less painful if they didn't have Hulk across from her looking so fucking real. The fucking details, man, it's so beautiful! And then there's Photoshop girl (including make up, wow) with her blow-dry hairstyle. At least her bigger boobs have the decency to dangle. No, okay, let me rant some more. They really didn't change a thing (Yeah, I know, that would have meant having to, like, pay people more!). The She-Hulk character design is like they just stretched her body vertically but left the head proportional. Oh hey, alternative-title suggestion: Bruce and the lean Beanstalk. Or something with a grasshopper in the title, because look at her landing from that jump. Would have been nice if they had kept the CGI quality consistent for the episode. Also, stop fighting, my babies! Hahaha, due to my bad sense of time (and possibly because after that flashback the show picked up at the scene from the beginning) I thought the credits were the opening sequence and got excited that a show finally has one of those again. Hey, not to get all disgruntled ace on you, but who the fuck cares if Steve died as a virgin?!
2	342	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x02 Superhuman Law	Dear god, there are super influencers now? Pfft, didn't expect her to have been there for a traffic violation. Wow, firing Jen for doing the right thing and now nobody else wants to employ her either. But love the transitions between her interviews! "Why is there a giant statue of a man sticking out of the ocean" Oh good, so people did notice that. "Man fights with metal claws in bar brawl" SAKJDFISUFFIJ!!!! Okay, new idea: What if there somehow had already been an incursion (sometime before WandaVision, of course ...Oooh, or what if Wanda or Agatha had accidentally caused it?), but it was a minor one, so no one had noticed? Except the people whose world had been incorporated into the MCU. Or theirs and another world were colliding, so they escaped into anothernother world. And this is how Peter, Logan and the rest ended up in 616 and they (mostly) kept a low profile, because they can read the mood in that world. No, but you know I'd hate if I was right with that idea, because I want my babies and their world to be okay. Jen's dad is sweet, but with mom nagging about her waistline (oh...) and handing out her phone number to strangers, and an aunt & uncle criticizing her curls (I think I'm seeing a pattern), I'm amazed Jen is still going to these family dinners. Ha, I'd join the competition asap too. That new boss is terrible though, taking his time to reveal some key information about the job. Not to be repetitive, but it would be so nice if a character got decent CGI on her own fucking show. She doesn't even look like she's actually walking on an actual floor. Interesting, so the GLK/H logo is why the earlier She-Hulk logo looked like that. Hahaha, the poop bathroom, this is too real. I need to know why the guys's name is Pug. If he can't transform into one, I'll be so disappointed. Good thing that oversized is in fashion again, so Jen can wear something that fits her in both forms. She had to hulk in (That should be the counterpart to "hulk out", right?) before being let into the prison, but the pants don't seem to be slipping. Sure, it could be because of an elastic waistband, but it looks more like her waist size stays the same. And what about the shoes, did she bring a 2nd pair? Ah, so that's Emil Blonsky. I'm intrigued, should watch the movie some time. Bruce is on that messenger ship now? Impressed that he has cell reception on there. And does that come with the ship or did he rig that up himself? I can't believe I once again managed to mistake the end credits for the opening sequence. In my defence: these episodes are terribly short and I'm a fan of Alias, a show that had a habit of playing its opening sequence late.
3	343	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x03 The People vs. Emil Blonsky
4	344	Futurama 2x05 Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
5	345	Futurama 2x06 The Lesser of Two Evils
6	346	Futurama 2x07 Put Your Head on My Shoulders
7	347	Futurama 2x08 Raging Bender
8	348	Futurama 2x09 A Bicyclops Built for Two
9	349	Futurama 2x10 A Clone of My Own
10	350	American Horror Story 1x01 Pilot
11	351	American Horror Story 1x02 Home Invasion
12	352	American Horror Story 1x03 Murder House
13	353	American Horror Story 1x04 Halloween: Part 1
14	354	American Horror Story 1x05 Halloween: Part 2
15	355	American Horror Story 1x06 Piggy Piggy
16	356	American Horror Story 1x07 Open House
17	357	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x04 Is This Not Real Magic?
18	358	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x05 Mean, Green, and Straight Poured into These Jeans
19	359	American Horror Story 1x08 Rubber Man
20	360	American Horror Story 1x09 Spooky Little Girl
21	361	American Horror Story 1x10 Smoldering Children
22	362	American Horror Story 1x11 Birth
23	363	American Horror Story 1x12 Afterbirth
24	364	Sailor Moon 3x11 Birthday Blues, Part One
25	365	Sailor Moon 3x12 Birthday Blues, Part Two
26	366	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x06 Just Jen
27	367	Futurama 2x11 How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
28	368	Futurama 2x12 The Deep South
29	369	Futurama 2x13 Bender Gets Made
30	370	Futurama 2x14 Mother's Day
31	371	Futurama 2x15 The Problem with Popplers
32	372	Andor 1x01 Kassa
33	373	Andor 1x02 That Would Be Me
34	374	Andor 1x03 Reckoning
35	375	Futurama 2x16 Anthology of Interest I
36	376	Futurama 2x17 The Honking
37	377	Futurama 2x18 War Is the H-Word
38	378	Futurama 2x19 The Cryonic Woman
39	379	Futurama 3x01 Amazon Women in the Mood
40	380	Futurama 3x02 Parasites Lost
41	381	Futurama 3x03 A Tale of Two Santas
42	382	Futurama 3x04 The Luck of the Fryrish
43	383	Futurama 3x05 The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
44	384	Futurama 3x06 Bendless Love
45	385	Andor 1x04 Aldhani
46	386	Futurama 3x07 The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
47	387	Futurama 3x08 That's Lobstertainment!
48	388	Futurama 3x09 The Cyber House Rules
49	389	Futurama 3x10 Where the Buggalo Roam
50	390	Futurama 3x11 Insane in the Mainframe
51	391	Futurama 3x12 The Route of All Evil
52	392	Futurama 3x13 Time Keeps on Slipping
53	393	Futurama 3x14 I Dated a Robot
54	394	Futurama 3x15 A Leela of Her Own
55	395	Futurama 3x16 A Pharaoh to Remember
56	396	She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x07 The Retreat
57	397	Futurama 3x17 Anthology of Interest II
58	398	Futurama 3x18 Roswell That Ends Well
59	399	Futurama 3x19 Godfellas
60	400	Futurama 3x20 Future Stock
61	401	Futurama 3x21 The 30% Iron Chef