I just went downstairs to get something to eat and on my way out of the kitchen I saw a thick spider near the stairs. I got a glass and a saucer to catch it, but I just couldn't get near enough. Because everytime I moved closer I could see it better, the legs, OMG, and I freaked. I got frustrated 'cause I'm just not able to catch the damn thing, and started crying, hyperventilating a bit and screamed every time I stepped near it.
Dammit, why is no one here? Usually I just go wake someone up. And if it's in the middle of the night - yeah, I'm mean like that. But hey, they can get back to sleep after that, but if the spider's not caught I can't sleep at all.
So the spider then moved under the blanket that's lying next to the stairs. I freaked some more, because I missed my chance, and kinda hoped for the neighbor to hear me and come over to ask what's going on. You know, I could have just stomped on the blanket, problem solved. But as afraid as I am of those creatures I can't kill them. Shit. So I decided to just stay in the kitchen and wait for the spider to come out (there was a chance I'd be able to catch it - I once did that with a spider in the tub...took me half an hour to muster the courage). But that's when something at the bottom corner of the dishwasher caught my eye. GODDAMMIT, TWO IN ONE NIGHT, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Yes, another spider, this one of the thin, longlegged kind. Guess what I did:
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I'm so glad that tomorrow mom's hubby is coming home. I should text him now in case I'm asleep (I don't think I'll be able to sleep, am still shaking, but you never know) when he comes home. I don't know if/when he has to go to work tomorrow. Would suck if I missed him.
Fuck, I can't go downstairs to get tea or food (which isn't all that tragic since I haven't eaten the food I got 'cause I'm not hungry anymore, and I got get water from the bathroom)! And if I really decide to tape the gap shut (provided I find the tape) I can't leave my room at all or I'll have to do it again. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Oh wow, that turned out longer than expected.
Dammit, why is no one here? Usually I just go wake someone up. And if it's in the middle of the night - yeah, I'm mean like that. But hey, they can get back to sleep after that, but if the spider's not caught I can't sleep at all.
So the spider then moved under the blanket that's lying next to the stairs. I freaked some more, because I missed my chance, and kinda hoped for the neighbor to hear me and come over to ask what's going on. You know, I could have just stomped on the blanket, problem solved. But as afraid as I am of those creatures I can't kill them. Shit. So I decided to just stay in the kitchen and wait for the spider to come out (there was a chance I'd be able to catch it - I once did that with a spider in the tub...took me half an hour to muster the courage). But that's when something at the bottom corner of the dishwasher caught my eye. GODDAMMIT, TWO IN ONE NIGHT, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Yes, another spider, this one of the thin, longlegged kind. Guess what I did:
[Poll #1174423]
I'm so glad that tomorrow mom's hubby is coming home. I should text him now in case I'm asleep (I don't think I'll be able to sleep, am still shaking, but you never know) when he comes home. I don't know if/when he has to go to work tomorrow. Would suck if I missed him.
Fuck, I can't go downstairs to get tea or food (which isn't all that tragic since I haven't eaten the food I got 'cause I'm not hungry anymore, and I got get water from the bathroom)! And if I really decide to tape the gap shut (provided I find the tape) I can't leave my room at all or I'll have to do it again. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Oh wow, that turned out longer than expected.
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