Ooh, Jack is sitting on the plane looking a bit confused and I'm ridiculously excited. It's... the woman with the name I forgot! And Rose! My god, it feels like such a long time ago that I wrote this name talking about this Rose and not Doctor Who's. Plane shaking! And then it stops and behaves again!
ZOMG, Grunny's voice! Hi, Mister pilot! And Bernard! OMG, wonder how long can I keep up mentioning every single person I see/hear, haha.
Man, Jack, you look old. I mean compared to when you were first on that plane. :oP
Desmond on the plane, OMG! Dammit, he's talking too fast, can't understand what he says between "it's just" and "since we took off". I wonder what Desmond is reading. And Jack probably wonders why this dude saying "brother" seems familiar.
OMG, the Island is underwater? :O
Sounds like Kate is a bit deaf at the moment. And on a tree :O, wut? Must be weird to wake up on a tree! Oh, normal sound again, nice.
Ooh, the Marshall in the credits! And Charlie!
Jack is there too. I'm a biiit confused. I mean more than usual.
O hai, Marshall Mars!
OMG, Arzt? Hurley does commercials? "Nothing bad ever happens to me. ...I'm the luckiest guy alive." :O
OMG, Juliet?
Sayid can die, I don't care. And he can stop talking, I don't understand half of what he's saying anyway.
Jacob, hiiiiii!
I forgot how unlikable the old Jin was. Oh, Boone, I kinda forgot about him.
"Your friend Jin won't be able to see me." - "Why not?" - "'Cause I died and hour ago."
Charlie! Is not breathing! Haha, they need a pen. Reminding me of the good old times, you're doing it so right!
Smokey, hi! Looks like a Supernatural demon, behaves like a demon in that you can be safe from one if you put stuff around it that it can't cross. But ooh, Smokey is smart and knows how to get you anyway. OMG, Esau is Smokey?! :O
Oh, so Juliet has something important to say. Bet she dies before she can say it. HA! Of course. But aw, Juliet/Sawyer was a good ship.
Oh hi again, Grunny's voice.
OMG, the flight attendant!
Wonder what's so important about Sayid surviving.
Ooh, there's water with healing powers on the Island?
So someone is dead and Jack is trying to bring him back, Kate is there too - heh, totally having flashbacks to season 1, now Charlie died but then lived. Looks like Kate doesn't get those flashbacks, because she says Jack should stop trying. But trying can really help! Oh, Sayid is dead, so DOOOOOOOM now, Y/Y?
OMG, it's Eric Doyle! OMG, Claire! Haha, that fits, Doyle and Claire.
Zack and Emma!
Dude with the glasses looks familiar.
D'oh, Hurley is better at paying attention than I am. While I was busy wondering why they have to have that guy talking in Japanese and wishing I'd understand it, Hurley notices that glasses dude translates for Hurley but not for Japanese guy.
ZOMG, Smokey wants to go home? You mean like off the Island? Where is home?
More of life also sucks when your plane didn't crash on a weird island. "They didn't lose your father, they just lost his body." Sorry, do I have to get it?
ZOMG, Sayid's alive again!

I love this show. :oD