Sherlock told like Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. You know, focus on the things the stories have in common.
The poisonous message in the apple! King Moriarty! The beautiful, pale and darkhaired Sherlock! His short friend! Who thinks Sherlock's dead, but it turns out he's not!

God, I miss that good, oldfashioned villain! And didn't he look good in a crown?! *sigh*