At first I landed on the German site, but then I left because it just seemed to be the English version put through Google translate. I didn't want to fuck up my order - what if I misunderstand something?

So I went to the .com site, but left there too, because I thought maybe they're sending from the US and on the British site they'd send from the UK - which would be better for several reasons.

So I ordered from the British site, but there was some error with the payment processing or something. I tried a second time, but it still didn't work. Argh!

Then I thought maybe it didn't work because there's a German site and I should have ordered from there. I risked it and tried with the badly translated site. It worked \o/! That took some doing, my god!