What was the point of the declaration of love? I mean, from the outside POV I get it (either it was to fool us or to make fun of the shipping), but what was the in-story meaning supposed to be?

"I am not lucky - I am good." Haha, good shirt!

Well, sexuality question solved right away. Asexual me is slighty down, but at least I know right from the beginning not to get my hopes up. Oooon the other hand, I don't know how far that "not sexually interesting in other people" thing extends. And I don't even really understand how what he's into is sexual. There's another person involved (Irene, is that you? XD), but what they're doing isn't classic sex, so. Woo, asexual Sherlock! Oooh, see that up there? These are my hopes for Sherlock and Joan not becoming a couple. Fly, my pretties, fly!
... *snort* Oh, brain, you're never happy, are you? I felt disappointed when I just realized that the reason these 2 won't be a couple is not because 2 people of different gender can be friends without having sex/falling in love with each other, but because their sexualities aren't compatible.

"Junkie jail", heh.

Gregson, heh.

"Sometimes I hate it when I'm right." :O You care?! You show that you care?! 13 minutes into the show?!

I like how they made the death of Joan's sibling (I guess) the reason she has given up her doctor career and become a sober companion. Also, "Google". Hahaha.

Urban Beekeeping! He's already keeping bees!

Ah, nice, Sherlock questions the woman and gets all enthusiastic, not noticing that it's a bit not good.
Nice, Joan is already being useful, getting the truth out of the woman.

OMG, the soundtrack! They took music (Jack in the Limo - I love this piece!) from the 24 soundtrack, heee. I shall keep this version of the first episode to preserve this.

Oh, a missing phone? Let's see if it's pink :oP. But I wouldn't be too surprised if it turned up with the killer.

Oh, okay, so Sherlock (the name still refuses to feel right for that character) just invented some story about why Joan isn't a surgeon anymore. To spare her feelings! How surprisingly nice.

Am I right in guessing that this isn't a bar, it's a pub?

Hahaha, Sherlock in the opera. "Shall I speak up?" and "Not even on key."
Oh, pills? They're pink, heh.

Ahaha, Sherlock crashes Joan's car completely on purpose. Is my sense of humor weird?

"All that 'sex is repellant' crap." Noooooo. Joan (I hate you very much right now), I can only hope you're wrong about this! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. All I want is a bit of visibility - is that so hard?!

Oh, the washing machine was overturned? I totally didn't notice that. *forever unobservant*

Verdict: They did a good job with not making it like Sherlock. But so far it's only some crime show, it doesn't stand out. What it has going for itself is that I like crime shows. I guess I'll keep watching.