"You had a row with a machine?"
"Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse. Have you got cash?"
"Take my card."

"Two trips around the world this month - you didn't ask his secretary, you said that just to irritate him."

"Hi, um, I live in the flat just below you. I don't think we've met."

"Actually, I've just locked my keys in my flat."

"But if his door was locked from the inside, how did the killer get in?"
"Good, you're finally asking the right questions."

"Four floors up. That's why they think they're safe."

"And the blindfold, the horizontal line, that was a number as well. Chinese number one, John."

"If they both turn up at the shop and deliver the goods, why would someone threaten them and kill them after the event, after they'd finished the job?"
"What if one of them was light-fingered?"

"Why did he paint it so near the tracks? Thousands of people pass by there every day. Of course. Of course, he wanted information. He's trying to communicate with his people in the underworld."

"Hello."

"What are you thinking, pork or the pasta?"
"Oh, it's you."
"I suppose it's never gonna trouble Egon Ronay, is it?"

"I'd stick with the pasta. Don't want to be doing roast pork, not if you're slicing up cadavers."

"You changed your hair."
"What?"
"Just, the style. It's usually parted in the middle."
"Yes, well-"
"No, it's good, it suits you better this way."

"We're just interested in the feet."
"The feet?"
"Yes. Do you mind if we have a look at them?"

"Two undiscovered treasures from the East."

"Uh, hi."
"Hello."

"What's it worth?"
"Nine million Pounds."

"Over a thousand years old and it's sitting on her bedside table every night."
"He didn't know its value. Didn't know why they were chasing him."
"Should have just got her a lucky cat."