Ooh, look, it's a review!


Oh wow, it doesn't start with a case! But maybe it turns into one. You know, the most important thing about the teaser is that someone dies *hopes*. Okay, Gordon is overreacting when he points the gun at Bela because she says she doesn't know where Sam & Dean are. But I so wouldn't be sad if Bela was gone. I have a theory: I wouldn't dislike the character that much if the season was better. I'm a tiny bit disappointed, it just didn't really feel like Supernatural and I think Bela is something like a symbol for that.
God, I love how Gordon says "Sam Winchester is the Antichrist"! He sounds so sane. That psycho.
So Bela and Easter Bunny are good friends? Even after the whole rabbit's foot business?
WTF, Bela has Dean's number? I just can't imagine Dean giving her his number. Oooh, maybe Dean found out her number and then spamcalled her. Probably sent hatemails too. Heh.
Ooh, Michael Massee in the credits again.


*resists making emo joke*

I wondered if Dean is getting more reckless, maybe trying to die before his year is up, because he can't stand the waiting. But then I remembered that he always was like that. In 1x02 he played bait for the Wendigo (Heh, and here he mentions again how delicious he is ^^). But there he did it to distract the monster, give Sam and the others a chance to escape. Here there's no imidiate danger to anyone's life and he lets the monster get awfuly close.
Okay, vampire dudette has big boobs. And she's soo blonde. Sometimes I'm a bit annoyed with the casting. And her nose is weird.
"He was old...like 30" WTF? Isn't Lucy too old to think 30 is old?
But, but... But why did Dean kill her? They could have given her a chance! We've seen that there are vampires that don't kill people! Yeah, I know Sam and Dean have probably better things to do than babysit a new vampire, but maybe they could have found someone.
Heh, Agent Walker and Kubrick!
Dean, what the fuck? Running towards Gordon and Kubrick to escape them! You are insanely cool!
Uhm...why are those mattresses standing against the walls?
"Bela, we make it out of this alive the first thing I'm gonna do is kill you" - "You're not serious" - "Listen to my voice and tell me if I'm serious" Oh Dean, now that really would be murder but I don't care! I love you!


Dean is serious. ♥


Bela is seriously worried. Muhahahaha!

What is it this season with the baddies always telling the good guys that they aren't much better? I think they're trying to tell us something. This must become important later. Like in the HP books, where we've been told a suspicious number of times that you can't Apperate or Disapperate in Hogwarts.


Muhahaha, pwnd, Gordon, PWND!


When the blur tool attacks! Or is it the make up?

Oooh, I love how we can hear what Gordon hears.
Aw, poor sad vampire dude. But isn't it weird how the Winchesters always meet people who are in situations that in a way are somewhat similar to theirs? It's a bit too much sometimes.
Oh noes, Kubrick is as good as dead. ...I knew it. :o( I liked him and his Jesus and the stickers *sigh*.


Oh, so that's why they have new phones all the time. But what about the people from old cases? What if they need their help again?

Hee, ninja!Dean! "What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day, writing sad poems about how I'm gonna die?" Ahahaha, sad poems. And with that I know which icon to use for this post.
OMG, *sniff* unexpected pillowcuddle moment - it's not the end of the episode. Sam knows Dean. Yes, he does ♥. "I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother." Awwwwwww. And the bestest part is how he says "So, yeah, I know you...better than anyone else in the entire world" OMG, see his lip trembling? *clutches pillow*. "I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again". I'm this close to drowning in my tears! *sniff*. Oh, Sammy, you big woobie! ♥
The pretty piano music makes me feel it's the orchestra to my Titanic.
Aw, Gordon has kidnapped an innocent girl. Man, why couldn't it have been Bela? Sam and Dean wouldn't have had to do anything and the problem would have solved itself.
*gasp* No! Separated Winchesters in never a good thing!
NO, bad Gordon! Don't kill my Dean!


Ha, isn't it nice after all the time of being on the receiving end of choking that Sammy is the one who does the choking?!

Ew, fishface!Gordon!


Heh, the sign!

Aw, Dean teaches Sam how to fix the Impala! *sniff*
After that ep I feel dehydrated.